I WANT MY SLEEP BACK!
US man saved from alligator jaws
Alligators are a common sight in Florida
A naked man was saved from the jaws of a 12-foot (3.6-metre) alligator by Florida deputies after reports of a man screaming in a lake in the early hours.
I have a request Belle, please don't go near the alligators, no matter how good they might taste(yuk!).
HOW TO BECOME GOTHIC
In the above wonderful article was the following........Trench coats are optional but recommended only if you live in a very cold place. If you live someplace warm, but really love that trenchcoat, cut off the sleeves.
And why did I suddenly come up with that?
Because last night I dreamt about becoming a Goth! And in the dream I had a life size blow up double decker bus that really worked(see how long that would last around here?)
Trench coats are ok if you don't wear them into a convenience store in the French Quarter in New Orleans on a dark, wet September night. And why? I hear you ask, the answer is simple because idiot here watches too many US crime shows and assumes that anyone wearing a trench coat must be a criminal with guns under their coats. So when I am in a convenience store in the French Quarter in New Orleans on a wet September night(as I was) and I see two lads wearing trench coats guess what I think? IDIOT! They are probably happily thinking about Nietzsche and the meaning of the universe. see what assumption does!
WHEN YOU ASSUME SOMETHING YOU MAKE AN ASS OF YOU AND ME
SEE THE TRENCH COATS?
FIND ME THE GOOD GUYS!
PINK LIGHTS SHOW UP SPOTTY YOUTHS
The lights accentuate the look of spotty teenage skin
Pink lighting may be introduced in public places in Lancashire in a bid to stop teenagers committing crime.The lights are intended to create a calming atmosphere - but they also show up spots on the skin.Insp John Ainsworth, based in Lea, Preston, believes putting the lights in well-known trouble spots could lead to a drop in anti-social behaviour.BBC NEWS WEBSITE
What will they think of next? This is a classic........it will be interesting to see if it works!
TWO PINTS OF LAGER AND A PACKET OF CRISPS
After what I said about TWO PINTS OF LAGER yesterday.......you will never guess which episode they showed on tv last night, that's right, the one I talked about yesterday, the one which makes me weep with laughter. Ok Mr Jordache!