I just want to say how impressed I am that even though the poor OVERAWED shop assistant made a mistake in his order John was still really good about it and didn't throw a wobbly.
Now that's a STAR.
The officers were caught on the way to Weston-super-Mare
The Independent Police Complaints Commission (IPCC) said two other Gwent officers were fined and a fifth resigned ahead of the conduct hearing.
Newspapers reported the Pcs were caught when a vehicle broke down on the way to Weston-super-Mare, after previous visits to Barry Island and Porthcawl.
Gwent Police said officers must face "the consequence of their actions".
It was claimed colleagues dubbed the group, four men and a woman, "the seaside five".
No wonder the police didn't come when my car got shot, they were too busy at the local beach!
Pc Byron Emerson-Thomas had claimed he acted in self-defence in the row at a Cardiff police station with Pc Aled Bartlett, who needed eight stitches.
After the Newport Crown Court jury took less than 30 minutes to reach its verdict, the judge questioned why the Pc's case had ever come to court.
His barrister said the "silly incident" could have been handled better.
South Wales Police said it respected the court's decision and an internal investigation would take place.
The trial heard Pc Emerson-Thomas, 37, of Cowbridge, Vale of Glamorgan wanted first go in the patrol van because it had been fitted with a new radio.
But Pc Bartlett had been handed the keys to the van at the start of their night shift last May at Fairwater police station in Cardiff and refused to hand over the keys.
Pc Emerson-Thomas then allegedly spilt a cup of tea over him, starting the parade room altercation.
This hotpot's a favourite at The Rovers. Betty Turpin, who’s been behind the bar since the summer of 1969, makes a great one.
1½ lbs. lamb neck meat - cubed
1½ lbs. potatoes, leave skin on and slice thinly
1 large onion, chopped
1¼ cup stock or water
3 oz butter or cooking oil or bacon fat – or 1 ½ oz each butter and oil
1 tablespoon flour
1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
1 bay leaf
salt and pepper to taste
Note - brush potatoes with butter or oil if they appear dry
Life on Mars.
Gene: I'm Gene Hunt. Your DCI. And it's 1973. Nearly dinner time. I'm 'aving hoops