RATS!

I was unceremoniously awakened at 6:30 am by 2 lads(2o ish!) having a pi**ing contest in the street outside of my window! At the top of their drunken voices they were arguing about what they would do to the other if they got into a fight, I almost flung the window open and told them to BLOODY WELL DO IT. Fortunately, though tired, I did not. After about 20 minutes the contest ended and I thought YES but it then continued with the one lad who stayed repeating to his brother what he had said(his brother had been there through the contest) and that lasted until the girlfriend came out and told him to get inside WHICH HE DID!


Banksy's rat in Carthusian Street EC1.
Photo by Richard Bus

Beauty has a new toy.......a plastic rat! 2 years ago we bought a black plastic rat as a Halloween decoration and Beauty became permanently attached to it, even to taking it to bed. Well this year ASDA have a grey rat in their Halloween collection and Beauty insisted that we buy it and now she is carrying it around everywhere, usually chewing on it's tail!