ARE THERE MORE?

There are YUMMY MUMMIES and SLUMMY MUMMIES and me .....the TOO OLD TO GIVE A SHIT MUMMY.....please let me know if you have encountered others.
I anticipate a new term very soon.
When piercings other than in your nose first became popular it was amongst those who lived alternative lifestyles and the middle class young that it was mostly seen. Then everybody seemed to have all their bits pierced!
With the YUMMY MUMMY first the upper class , then the Have-it-Alls and now everybody.
This I believe is called PROLE DRIFT.
My children have ALWAYS been told, right from the start of the use of the phrase,that calling me a YUMMY MUMMY would result in a slap on the back of the head.....Jethro NCIS style!
The other day I was in a shop buying craft items when along came a Have-it-all Yummy Mummy!
The little boy with her picked up some glue and Yummy Mummy said
'OH NO WE DON'T NEED GLEW' (HER PRONUNCIATION)
'WE DON'T NEED GLEW'
WE DON'T NEED GLEW'
WE DON'T NEED GLEW'
'OH IS IT WHITE GLEW?'
'WE DO NEED WHITE GLEW'
And this seemed to go on and on and on!
I had to move away, but even from 3 rows away I could still hear her.
I felt like shouting 'HE GETS IT'.

My last visit to IKEA was disrupted by a YUMMY MUMMY allowing her Little Darling to swing on a dividing rail unrestrained. I think I was the only one concerned that the rail would fall on the Little Darlings head as Yummy Mummy was too interested in talking to her Yummy Mummy friend about buying a Sporty People Carrier that Daddy would be happy to drive.
Yummy Mummy can be as Yummy as she likes but why do they have to be so loud about it?

RIGHT.....
Beauty is in school, I have consumed a bag of Doritos and 2 diet cloudy lemonades and it is now 10:20am and I think I should start some housework!