I AM THE SLOWEST KNITTER EVER!
I am so slow that I embarrass myself, I am as slow as a knitting demonstration on YouTube.
I have always wanted to be a fast and expert knitter but the more I knit the slower I get.
It's an arthritis thing.
I have just finished Beauty's birthday cardigan and now I am working on a tank top that will be used in a pirate costume for Beauty on Halloween.