BEING PAMPERED AT A HEALTH SPA..........IN MY DREAMS!
CHILLING WITH GEORGE CLOONEY..........NOT IN MY WILDEST DREAMS!
Something so much more mundane and boring and tiring.
I have been helping to transform Pianoman's house.
We moved his mother's bedroom downstairs because the stairs were getting difficult for her to manage BUT to do it we had to move Pianoman's study to the front room so his mother could have the middle room. And to do that we had to gut and decorate both rooms and YES it was a nightmare and Fiona, SnoWhite and Ariel did most of the work but I still feel absolutely cream crackered.My hands feel as swollen as monkey paws and my back and hips have definitely packed up and gone on holiday without me and left mush in their place!
AND that is just the start of it..........
We also have to do his bedroom, hall, landing and stairs and kitchen.
In the words of the great Kim and Aggie
'YOU DIRTY BEGGAR'