I WASH.......THEREFORE I AM !

I feel as if my washing has quadrupled in the last months.
And it is sending me grey and old before my time.
























I do not believe that the Magic Porridge Pots that are my wash basket and ironing basket will ever be empty again.





















No matter how many pinnies I put on Beauty,no matter how many throws that I put on the sofas, she still manages to get them dirty almost as soon as they go on.
Is this normal?

I am convinced there is a Dirt Sprite that lives in my house and drops dirt over everything in my house and stains all the clothes whilst we sleep,a bit like the Dust Fairy that I KNOW lives in the house.



























I have this fear that the pile that is my washing is growing and growing and I wonder if it will one day become a monster and swallow the house .
Is this possible?
Does anyone else have such crazy fears?
Probably not :(